RPS Champion! Um…Bob Cooper

In a sport decorated with so many interesting and colorful personalities, a gentleman by the name of Bob Cooper defeated about 500 RPS specialists on Nov. 11th to take down the Rock Paper Scissors Championship. It’s been awhile since someone from Canada hasn’t won this thing, but the trophy will be hangin’ with Mr. Cooper in London until he defends his title next year (at least they got hockey back). The rest will have to live with the shame of defeat. It’s a bitter pill but they could have better prepared themselves by studying our Rock Paper Scissors strategy guide. I’d advise you to seek out the retired legend Master Roshambollah for some advice…but he’d probably just beat you even quicker.