Nigel Short recently won a Chess game by default after raising a formal complaint against his opponent Ivan Cheparinov, who had refused to shake his hand at the start of their tournament game. Short reportedly offered a “traditional” handshake to Cheparinov, who had arrived late, as he took his seat at the board. Cheparinov ignored it for whatever reason. So the next time he raised his head up Short again stuck out his hand, apparently unable to take the hint the first time. This time his opponent just shrugged and went back to studying the board. Short immediately raised a complaint to the tournament arbiter who, after consulting the FIDE website and listening to the persistant objections from Short, was forced to forfeit the win to Nigel.
GIVE. ME. A. BREAK. This is what Chess has been reduced to. These are the people representing the game I love at it’s highest levels. Our nerdy elite would rather throw a tantrum about a handshake than play a game of Chess. After the commotion Cheparinov reportedly had even agreed to go ahead and shake hands with the giant 4-year-old but Short told reporters, “It was clearly a calculated insult” and restated that the offense had already been committed. Amazingly, instead of sending both of them to separate sides of the sofa he actually defaulted Cheparinov’s score to a loss.
Actual complaints, such as someone secretly using a computer for analysis or making some type of move error, I could understand. But to whine about a friggin’ handshake? Give Nigel a binky and let’s PLAY CHESS. It’s more like dungeons and dragons with these guys, who are adults lest we forget. Haha! You didn’t equip your magic shield, I get your soul power and now I can save the princess!! Grow up. If you came to nitpick over every conceivable rule instead of playing Chess go be an accountant (no offense to accountants btw). I propose a new rule concerning the handshake: the next time someone complains that their opponent isn’t playing by the rules by refusing to shake hands, immediately give them the prerequisite wedgie and ridicule they so rightly deserve.
Where is Garry Kasparov, and can we start a petition to bring him back?
There’s a good thread in our forums about this topic.